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English can be a tough language . . . for some.

The message was as follows :

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in the US!!!

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets President Barack Obama…

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how are you '. Then Mr. Obama should say 'I am fine, and you? Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterward, we translators will do the work for you.’

It looks quite simple, but the truth is …..

When Mori met Obama

He mistakenly said 'who are you? ( Instead of 'How are you?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor, ' Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha…’

Then Mori replied 'me too, a-ha…..'

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

It was indeed a hilarious moment caused due to language barrier :)

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This is one of the best suspense jokes till date, which I received via Whatsapp

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,

"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap," thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!"

Enjoy fun suspense thriller

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A husband was making a breakfast of fried eggs.

Suddenly, his wife burst into the kitchen. "Careful," she said, "CAREFUL!

Put in some more butter!

Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!

Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL!

I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?

Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them.

You know you always forget to salt them.

Use the Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The husband stared at her. "What in the world is wrong with you?

You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The wife calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving and you sit beside me"

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Funny story with twists:

I love this Story, this is the funniest thing I'm reading this week!

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*

The story continues...

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, “your husband has blocked your credit card.....”

*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*

Story continues....

On getting home, his car was gone.

A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".

Dawn... He left with the house key too.

*Moral: Don't try to control your husband.

You will always lose

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